May 2013
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GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
GUYS
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP
mooshnuggies:
when you want to talk to people but dont want to bother them
joshsux:
when mcdonalds accidentally gives you an extra chicken nugget
penguinize:
no matter how many gross facts you tell me about McDonald’s i’m still gonna eat it
